ALL HAIL THE GREAT PHARAOH IL PALAZZO!

[Shouting at passersby from a short pedestal in whatever heavy-traffic area isn't occupied by a pyramid right now, holding a whip and a staff]

As official High Priestess, Taskmaster, and servant to the great Pharaoh Il Palazzo himself, it is my duty to bring his great ideals to you, the lil' masses! My Lord ( Read more... )